Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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