The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
