He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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