Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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