I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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