she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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