Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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