My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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