i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
