He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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