If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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