Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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