did you get engaged???
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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