He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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