I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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