I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He felt like a one man threesome
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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