4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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