I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I party with great urgency now.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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