But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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