Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
