Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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