do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
