So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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