I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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