So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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