I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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