escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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