She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
