I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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