Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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