I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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