I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
