I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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