people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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