the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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