i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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