Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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