Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Did I show you my penis last night?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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