New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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