Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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