Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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