So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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