Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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