Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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