So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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