She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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