he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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