he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Help. Why am I so naked?
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