? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize
