My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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